An alarm clock rings at 7:50 a.m. Leviathan isn't awake however and Yuffie comes in with a bucket of Hot water.
"WAKE UP you lazy S.O.B." she shouted, pouring the water over his head." Your breakfast is ready"
Leviathan gets up and enters the bathroom to wash. Meanwhile Yuffie is downstairs making waffles while Lest is reading the paper.
"Horoscopes. What a load of B.S." said Lestros turning to the cartoon page.
"Yo Pops. I got no hands so can you brush my teeth?" Leviathan shouted from upstairs. Lestros goes up, climbs a ladder to reach leviathan's mouth and begins brushing.
"Well son. It's your first day of Final Fantasy School. I'll be teaching you about "Evil plans". Don's teaching Battle techniques. Axel's on Accessory tips Zephyr will tell you about all the different enemy techniques Dustin is your Weapon and Armour instructor and Tayeko is the Principal."
"Looks like Zephyr is first with his enemy techniques." said Leviathan looking at his time table.
"Yeah. I've got year 12 first then you. There we go. All done." Lest climbs down the ladder and puts his hand in his pocket. He takes out a Tie and ties it to Leviathan's tail.
"My dad gave me that during my first day" cried Lest. "I want you to wear it today." Lest ran into the next room and his crying could be heard. Leviathan goes to the kitchen and starts swallowing his Frosties. As he reads the box he realises.
"I just discovered what the Frosties secret Formula is." Leviathan said feeling proud. Lestros walks in.
"Impossible. It's been a secret for hundreds of years." shouted Lest.
"It's simple. It's all these ingredients listed on the box"
"Easy knowing he's my child" said Yuffie. "Good looks and Brains." Lest leaves the room to cry again.
At 8:30....
Lest comes down the stairs. Leviathan picks up his Sephiroth schoolbag and walks down the driveway.
"Want a lift down?" asked Lest.
"It's OK. I'm going with my 3 friends." Leviathan replied. He's greeted at the door by Cindy, Sandy and Mindy. (Magus Sisters)
"I HATE dresses" shouted Mindy. "It hides my stinger. It also makes my rear end look MASSIVE"
"It's fine " said Cindy. "I'm too fat to wear a dress anyway."
"Well I don't care" Sandy Smiled "I like my dress"
The 4 walk down the street. Yuffie and Lest wave until they're out of sight. A tear appears in Yuffie's right eye. She grabs Lest and both cry so much, that a puddle has formed at the front Step.
"Well dear. I'd better be off. I've got classes to teach and BIG BUCK$ to make." Said Lest. He gets into his car and drives away.
There's 10 minutes before the school begins. Everyone outside is in their own group. Leviathan is with the Magus Sisters, Shiva, Siren and Odin. They are already enemies with Hades and all 13 KoTR(Knights of the Round).
"We've been here 3 minutes and we already have enemies" Leviathan hissed. He squirts Hades in the face.
"You have crossed the line Buster" said Hades. He takes out his Black Cauldron.
"You don't have the cajonies" laughed Shiva. Don who is supervising wanders over.
"What’s all this then? No fighting. Besides I don't want anyone tired for my Battle Classes." said Don. The 2 groups separate until Hades hits Leviathan's tail with a stone.
"We'll finish this in the Battle class" said Hades. The KOTR just laugh and pat Hades on the back. The Bell goes off and everyone lines up. Ironically enough the 2 rival groups are the only ones starting school in the same class. Zephyr walks by.
" Year One's? "
"Yes." Said Siren who was at the front of the line.
"I've got you for Enemy techniques now. Here's my assistant Zahuro." Zahuro comes along in a cast.
Inside the Class...
"Here's a pretty basic attack move. 1000 needles." Zahuro struggles but eventually stands up. Zephyr uses 1000 needles on Zahuro. All students look in amazement.
"It's a lovely technique to use starting off. However when your Hp reaches 3000+ it's just a minor annoyance. NEXT TECHNIQUE."
"Gimme a minute" said Zahuro. "I don't think I can stand up."
"NEXT TECHNIQUE. Regen. Its also known as regeneration. A level 3 cure spell. your hp fills by itself for a short period of time. When used on Zombies their HP decreases. DEMONSTRATION" Zepher uses Regen on Zahuro. He starts glowing and eventually he's able to stand.
"You see. Zahuro's hp was really low and Regen is giving it back to him." All the student's start writing notes down.
"One more technique for today. Limit Breaks. I'll only be using my own but Everyone will have their own. Copying is Prohibited." Zahuro, who is now fully cured, attacks Zephyr. He does 23 damage. Zephyr begins glowing.
"Here's my Limit Break. Shatter Shot."
Zephyr quickly draws his Hex gun and runs at Zahuro. He does an odd back flip quickly followed by a Vertical kick knocking Zah upwards towards the sky. As Zah comes back down, Zeph spins Hex on his finger and fires a single blind shot. Zahuro lands on his feet looking relatively ok. His head then suddenly drops off.
"COOOOOLLLLLLLL" shouted all the students. Zephyr glues Zahuro's head back on and uses Life 2. The pair leave.
"One of these days Life 2 and superglue won't work" said Zahuro, straightening his head.
"Hasn't happened yet." laughed Zeph.
10 minutes later...
"We have my Dad now." Leviathan whispered to Shiva.
"I think He's late" Shiva replied. The room door opens and a figure in a black hooded robe walks in. He clicks his right finger and the door closes. He clicks his left finger and the lights go out. The Sun is eclipsed by the moon and nobody can see. He clicks both hands and flaming skulls appear on the blackboard. The figure claps twice and all the lights are replaced by Skull candles. The figure pulls down the hood and....
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO." All student's leap in fear. The figure is none other than Lestros.
"That’s what we super villains call a "Master Entrance" Laughed Lest.
".As your Evil teacher, it's my job to instantly identify potential bullies and teach them all they need to know. I'll also be teaching victims methods of revenge and of course you'll learn all about Pranks. Let's get started....YOU" Lest shouted You before pointing at one of the KOTR.
"Me Sir?" said Kotr#8.
"Name?" asked Lest
" KOTR #8." he replied.
"Which one is that?"
"The one that uses the Ice spell Sir"
“Oh Yeah. Number 8. Come to the front." #8's teeth begin to chatter as he approaches Lest's table. There's skull candles all over it.
"You're going to be my Guinea Pig for today. Now what's a good start.Hmmmmmmmm. Bingo. #8. Try an Evil Laugh."
"Ummmmmm. Ok." #8 coughs several times before...
"AhahahahaaAAAAACCHHOOOOOOOOOO"
"That...... WAS PATHETIC. Sit down. You're a disgrace to evil everywhere. You in the Robes."
"Me Sir?" asked Hades. Leviathan snickers and Hades sticks up his middle finger. Lest sees this and smiles.
"This Kid's got great Evil potential." Lest thought as Hades made his way to the front.
"Give us your best Evil Laugh." said Lest. Hades takes a deep breath and
"EHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHE(HIS LAUGH FROM FF7)" A tear comes to Lest's eye.
"That was beautiful." Cried Lest. The Bell goes off(change classes).
"Right Everyone since I'm your EVIL teacher....You all get Triple Homework due in tomorrow. Be sure to write this down. Number 1, Practice Evil Laugh's. Number 2, Make a Gloating Speech. Number 3, Draw a secret Base Blueprint. The best 3 get immunity from being guinea pigs tomorrow."
"Mr Akitsushima?" asked Siren. "What's Gloating?"
"It's an evil speech we do before we destroy the hero's.
"Now be sure to include your Evil Laugh. Timing is important for this." Lest's body explodes and he's gone.
"We've got Accessories and Job Classes next." said Shiva checking her timetable. The entire room is echoing with so many people talking at once. An instant silence occurs when Principal Tayeko walks in.
"So, you're the new ones? " Tayeko said looking disappointed. "Looks like another bunch of Runts to me. Anyway, if anybody here misbehaves they're MINE."
Tayeko takes out a whip and a Cactuar Plushie. She tosses the Cactuar into the air and hits it with the whip. The Plushie snaps in 2 and everyone is silent within seconds. Tayeko picks up the Plushie and leaves. When she's gone the class can hear…
"I'm So So sorry Mr Needles. I'll knit you back together right away. Please forgive me."
Back in the class everyone is looking around until Axel jumps to the front table from the roof.
"How long has he been there?" asked Hades.
"He snuck in during the Principle's speech." Leviathan replied.
"I am Axel and I'm your accessory Tutor. Also the Job Class Tutor since Rio went insane, so I got his job as well." Laughed Axel
"Oh great. Another Lunatic" Shiva whispered to Siren.
"Now which Job class to do first? Hmmmmmm" Axel looks around thinking. He's still unaware that all the student's are summons.
"How about summoner?" asked the last Knight of the Round. Axel jumps and starts looking around. It's almost like he's just after waking up.
"I've decided to use the summoner Job Class." He jumps on the table and does a strange pose. Everyone just stares with a raised eyebrow. A staff appears in Axel's hand. He tosses it into the floor and a black hole appears.(Right between Shiva and Siren). A Tonberry appears.
"Go Tonberry. Use chef's knife on the blackboard." The Tonberry slowly makes his way to the board and stabs it. The word Doink appears on it and it collapses. As the dust settles the Tonberry has made a hole in Tayeko’s office.
"For Christ sake Axel. STOP BREAKING MY WALLS. I just got the last one fixed."
"I'm Sor-" Before Axel can finish, a whip grabs him by the neck.
"You're going to be my Plushie for today." laughed Tayeko. Axel becomes a Axel Plushie and is carried away screaming "No...No....Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
"Looks like our Battle Techniques are next." said Siren.
"Those are in the coliseum next door" said Leviathan. "The last class for today is there too." The class leave for the stadium. As they arrive 2 figures are in battle. The figures are Amber and Dustin. They notice their class coming in and stop.
"Welcome to our battle techniques class. We'll be teaching you your moves and today you'll receive your official Element." said Amber.
"Each of you will receive a coloured stone representing that element. The stone will fuse with your body and give you HP and MP. We'll also teach you the difference between hp and mp" said Dustin.
"One question. We need two people to take part in a practice battle at the end of class." Leviathan and Hades stare at each other with sinister smiles.
"We'll take each other on" said both Leviathan and Hades.
"Looks like we've a class rivalry already. Let's start with these two so." said Amber. Dustin gives the pair 2 white stones. Leviathans goes Blue.
"Water Elemental" said Dustin. Hades' stone goes Black.
"Whoa-ho. Shadow elemental. That’s pretty rare."
“Ive watched a few cartoons today and got some ideas. Here We Go “
The stadium begins filling with people.
"Whoa. looks like the whole school is here." said Hades sounding quite nervous.
"Scared skeleton Boy?" teased leviathan. The stadium is now packed. Every FF character and summon(Not in the class) are in the Audience. The remaining staff Lest, Zeph, Zah, Tayeko, Don and Axel (still a Plushie) walk into the centre. Tayeko stands on a podium and prepares a speech.
"Like every other year, 2 people from year one will face off for the role of "Class leader". Last year Cloud fought Locke and we all know what happened there."
"I'll say." Shouted Locke. "Cloud still can't show his face in public." Locke starts laughing while swinging clouds belt around his head.
"This fight ends when one of you starts crying. Use lessons learned in each class you've had"
Don cuts in.
"But I haven't taught them about weapons yet."
"IDIOT" snapped Tayeko. "They're summons. And besides Leviathan has No Hands."
Leviathan and Hades begin circling around the arena staring at each other. Both are eager to go at it, they just need the bell.
"3....2....1.....BEGIN" shouted Dustin. Hades starts off with a Curse Spell. Leviathan goes underground to dodge. He comes up behind Hades and sprays him with a strong spray of water. Hades uses this opportunity to cast Quake which bounces Leviathan (and the whole stadium).
"That was nothing" Hades Laughed. Hades casts triple on himself.
"That’s great" said Amber. "He can now use any spell Three times."
"Sucks to Be Leviathan" laughed Dustin. Hades lands on the ground and casts Doom (countdown version. Death sentence in ff7)Doom connects 3 times. A 5 appears over leviathan's head.
"Too chicken to face me in a fair fight?" asked Leviathan.
"I like watching my opponents suffer." Hades replied. He then cast Shell 3 times.
"Now Class." Said Dustin. "Hades Auto Haste move has been in affect from the beginning. Its good to have but has it's flaws as well."
Leviathan keeps trying to use Waterga but Hades' high speed makes him dodge all the spells. Leviathan looks at Lest and thinks.
" Higher speed means less time to think. Dirty Tactics will be a sure fire way to win."
Hades runs at Leviathan and Leviathan waits until He's Close. Leviathan stretches his tail and trips Hades. He lands on his back And Leviathan Uses his Tsunami move. A HUGE wave appears on the back of the Stadium. It hits the wall and the water pours in. Hades leaps to his feet and watches the water wave.
"I can SOOOOO dodge this" laughed Hades, turning his back to Leviathan.
"NOW my Son. You know what to do" Lestros' voice echoed in Leviathan's head. Leviathan does a little squirt and whistles. Hades turns around and....
"Hey Everybody, Look. Hades wet Himself" Laughed Axel. Everyone turns to Hades and points and laughs. Hades breaks into tears resulting in a win for Leviathan.
"Well" said Tayeko "We have our cry-baby of year 1 now. Leviathan has won. Hades is a cry-baby and.....FOR CHRIST SAKE GET SOME DRY PANTS ON" The stadium explodes with laughter again and the Big Wave Hades was watching crashes down dragging Hades and all 13 KOTR out of the stadium.
"WOW" said Don. "All this excitement and My class hasn't even started yet"
"Oh Don." said Tayeko. "You're class is cancelled for Today."
"WHAT? Why is that?"
"Lest is too lazy to keep editing this Fanfic. Besides we want this Fanfic to have a happy ending."
"Will I still get paid?"
"Of course. Teachers even get paid during holidays."
"Well." said Zephyr. "Looks like everyone's happy. For Once we're going to have a happy ending"
All stop and look around.
"I said we're going to have a happy ending."
"Why do you keep saying that?" asked Axel.
"I'm waiting for something to ruin the moment."
"Not Today." Said Lest. "It's all happy."
"Why. I want something Nasty"
"THATS IT." snapped Tayeko. "It's Zephy Plushie time."
"No...No...Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" Zeph runs away being closely chased by Tayeko and her whip."
"Dust. I want children" said. Amber. Dustin jumps in shock.
